Brought to me by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame.

First – the douche makes $5 million a year.  That in and of itself is enough to make me want to step in front of a bus.  Now, he has one of Apple’s Top 10 grossing apps at $4.99 a pop. It tells you where to find the closest gym, tanning salon and laundromat.  It comes with ab-sculpting routines, a game entitled “Grenade Launcher” and a sound board of The Situation’s favorite sayings.  It also allows you to send and receive messages from The Situation himself.  **swoon**

Clearly I’m in the wrong line of work.  If only I’d been born in Jersey…