Snooki is a best-selling author.  Meanwhile, I’m fairly certain this chick couldn’t find a grammatically complete sentence with two hands and a flashlight.

If this isn’t a sign of the Apocalypse, I’m not sure what is.  Not to mention, I don’t think I want to live in a world where a glorified EWOK can be a best-selling author.

Defenestration is sounding better and better today.  Jeebus.

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