He drives a Smart Car and yet, somehow, seems not to realize that he’s riding around in a glorified tin can.  I say this because he does things like back into a major street in front of oncoming traffic, engage in road rage antics and tailgate SUVs that, if they stopped suddenly, would demolish his car and result in him eating his dashboard whilst the SUV drives away unscathed.

It’s as though he feels some sort of entitlement to be a dick just because he’s being “green.”  People like that make me desperately hope that karma is actually a thing and one day, it will punch him in the nuts.