So my office has a lot of doors.  Now, I know what you’re thinking…”Everyone’s office has a lot of doors, dumbass.”  Which is true, I suppose; but MY office has all these doors leading to and from hallways.  This basically means that on a daily basis I nearly smack someone in the face with a door that I’m opening because I’m unaware that a co-worker is standing on the other side and also attempting to open that same door.

I therefore propose that every door should have a porthole of some kind…OR everyone in this place should be given a cowbell.  I’m cool either way.

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