So the door to what I can only assume is the closet containing all of our office’s telephone wiring has been sitting open and unguarded for the last two hours.

I am currently resisting the overwhelming urge to go in there and start ripping out wires willy-nilly. Which, on the one hand, would totally ruin someone’s Labor Day Weekend; but would be oddly satisfying to me. Hence, why I once said THIS and made this someecard.

Apparently, the total annihilation of things is appealing to me.

But now that I think about it…that’s really just par for my course.

Have a lovely Labor Day Weekend my peeps!