In my newly-minted role of “Senior Associate,” which comes with no additional perks or benefits by the way, the boss has decided to take a more hands-off approach to my work product.

I’m in the middle of essentially negotiating the terms of a settlement release by myself and have no real clue what I’m saying – it just kinda sounds right. Meanwhile, in these emails I’m exchanging I just want to write…”No, no. I am a fuck up, people. No one should ever do anything that I say. BAD THINGS MIGHT HAPPEN.”

But instead, I just make my suggested revisions and hope no one picks up on the fact that I am a raging idiot.

If this is what it feels like to be a successful adult; then you assholes can keep it.